I saw this on LiveJournal and…OMG, people, it’s just sooo bad.
Magickal Weight-Loss Necklace
Mineralogical weight loss? Why not, considering the associative benefits of this pendant of clustered gemstones: sodalite (to regulate metabolism), amethyst (to counter food addiction), obsidian (a cravings reducer), tourmaline (for energy), and clear quartz (to promote positives, dispel negatives). Silverplated. Crafted in USA. 1 1/4″ long (approx.) on 36″ silk cord. A Pyramid Exclusive!
Now I’m wondering if it’s an exclusive because nobody else wants it…