This video from The Doubleclicks gave me one today.
Growing up isn’t fast
In fact it’s so slow you don’t see it happen
I turned around one day to find
That I worked a job & I had to file taxes
But I still like fun
And I still like games
And I still want to know all the dinosaur’s names
Dinosaurs were just really really big chickens
Growing up is just becoming a really big kid
(Full lyrics & downloads here.)
Seat belt extender, attached
Once again, a post inspired by search terms used to reach my site.
how much does a woman who wears a 5x weigh
This probably depends on the woman’s height, amount of muscle, and how many limbs have been replaced with cybernetics. Really, some of those are heavy.
what are the rules about having to buy an extra airline seat?
Depends on the airline – and you’ll probably want to call to book 2 seats. Related posts are Day in the Life: Buying Plane Tickets and Flying While 400lbs.
alaska airlines seat size
Check out http://www.seatguru.com/
“do all overweight people”
I doubt it.
seat belt extenders walmart
No idea. I got mine from the dealer and Amazon.com.
im a 400 pound man is there a tool to help wipe bottom
If you’re reading this, I hope you look at the options at Amplestuff, Oversize Solutions, or Amazon.com. Amazon also has an option that works with toilet paper or a wet wipe, with a button release for sanitary disposal. There are also portable bidets available at Amplestuff and, again, Amazon.com. (This is FYI only, I don’t have actual experience with any of these devices.)
will i be too fat for the rides at disney world
I generally wasn’t, but it depends on your size & the ride. :)
As mentioned on Twitter, I was at Norwescon this weekend! One of the most delightful parts was the interview session with special guest Seanan McGuire, who is also Mira Grant. I don’t have that to share with you, but I do have this from her book tour last fall for her book Parasite (which IS about genetically engineered parasites, and yes, it’s touched on in the video).
Minute 7 – how having a genetically engineered tapeworm could affect weight loss.
Minute 9:45 – could write a very socially-shaming book along the lines of “now that my PCOS doesn’t prevent me from losing weight, you actually think I deserve decent medical care?”
Minute 11:50 – poop transfers & your personal biome
Minute 25 – on bacteria & how antibiotics are overused
Minute 29 – on how drugs are mislegislated and miscontrolled
Minute 39:55 – on morning person encountering a night person
Minute 42 – “Do you honestly think it’s better to be dead than autistic?”
Watch and enjoy ;)
When you go to a page by searching Google (or whatev) it very nicely let your sites know what you searched on. WordPress aggregates this for its users. Some of them are fun.
how do morbidly obese people get dressed
Once you manage to buy the clothes it’s not all that different….
how some will look if they weighed 400 lbs at 6 foot 2 inches
Depends on the person, but see the photographic height/weight chart.
what it’s loke to be fat
The interesting thing about that one was that it wasn’t just a 1-time misspelling — 7 hits with that one phrase.
1am is still Saturday if you haven’t gone to bed yet, right?
Note to self: The expensive twice-daily asthma med works best if the evening dose is 12 hours after the morning dose, not 18 or 20. You carry it with you. Set an alarm on your phone & use it. Don’t just turn it off.
Kath posted about a current fat acceptance tag on twitter, if you haven’t seen it already. Also the HAES blog has a piece on activist burnout.
I started watching the first season of Mad Men on Netflix. Is it weird that I’m describing it as “a grown-up Bewitched”?
Kathy Mar (image from Last.fm)
Kathy Mar has been making folk and filk music longer than a lot of people have been around. She was a professional folksinger and street performer in Denver before she discovered filk, the music of science fiction & fantasy fandom. She’s gone on to record several filk albums and won awards in filk music.
And yes, she is a woman of size.
One of her songs from 1988 is still as timely as it was then.
We are surrounded by technology a flood that’s rising still
And we are praying we’ll survive it or we’re sure we never will
And all our speed and skill and reach will soon be taking us to space
It’s a great day in the morning for our funny human race
But we’re frightened of our future and we’re scared to move along
So we scream that our technology is dangerous and wrong
Back-to-nature cannot save us but the stars could be our crown
If we can drink up this river before we drown
Last.fm has a great version of “Drink Up The River” and other songs of Kathy’s.
A more recent image of Kathy (via Wikipedia).
how does 400 pound have sex
400 pound what? If you mean £400 I’m not sure.
blogs about being obese
what to do super morbidly obese
What do you want to do?
what size is 6x plus
Oh dear, plus size sizing is NOT for the weak. For example, I wear 5x at Making It Big, except when I wear a size 4x or a size 6x. I recently joined Gwynnie Bee, in part, to try more clothes from vendors I’ve been unsure about committing myself too (and I’ve discovered I can rock a 30/32 IGIGI dress, which may be an EXPENSIVE thing to learn). Oh, and how did I learn about Gwynnie Bee? From Marianne Kirby, which brings us back to how plus sizes make no sense.
yoga pants bbw
You know all those stretch knit elastic-waist pants that everyone sells for fatties?
what sizes does lane bryant carry
4x – 9x clothing for women
Already answered - be sure to check out the comments & also this list of resources.
what size do you need a seatbelt extender
Depends on the person and the seatbelt. Check out these posts.
swimwear for morbidly obese
For women, this post. For men, Casual Male.
what is the largest scrub size you can buy
Plus Woman sells clothing from 1x to 10x, including scrubs. They make a lot of things to order so you can pick fabric and so on.
Several indie artists put together a sampler of music — over 70 tracks — to try.
Some of it is music I’ve loved for years.
“Salad of Doom”
“The Cthulhu Colada Song”
“The Holly & The Ivy”
“Two Guys Kissin’ Ruined My Life”
Others are new to me, or new interpretations.
“Close Your Eyes”
“Do Virgins Taste Better Medley”
“How Was The Show Last Night”
“Jedi Drinking Song”
“Mingulay Boat Song”
There are links to all the performers’ websites as well.
From The Doubleclicks:
It is snarky and silly and fun.
I love you, even though you’re a commenter from hell
the predictable way you don’t know how to spell
and you’re hateful
like you don’t understand, other people have feelings
I feel like you don’t even know
if you don’t enjoy a youtube video
you can stop it. you don’t have to watch it.
your ignorance is just amazing.
it seems like you’ve never heard
that if media doesn’t speak your words
you can make something new, express your view
it’s a delight how you’re so darn LAZY
the internet makes you feel so empowered
you almost forget you’re a stupid coward
Full lyrics & download at thedoubleclicks.bandcamp.com.
You know that stage of being sick where you feel fine, really, as long as you don’t actually try to DO a anything?
Tonight I tried to make pumpkin bread & forgot to put the pumpkin in. So it’s spice bread.
Anyway. I guess it’s a good thing I didn’t try to drive or go to work today.
The company I’ve worked at for the last three years has parties for Halloween & trick-or-treating in the office. I’ve sometimes felt strange, in past years, to be the fat lady handing out candy. (No cultural baggage there…!)
This is the second company I’ve worked at to do the full-on trick-or-treating. Some years at the old company I stamped kids’ hands with bats and cats, but I gave my rubber stamps away in an uncluttering binge. So I stopped by the party store on the way home Tuesday.
I’m giving out small toys this year. It’ll be different, and the kids might like the variety. Besides, leftover kazoos might be fun.
You may have seen this poor as folk post on why poor people might not eat healthy. There’s also a great post on why “healthy food vs junk food” infographics are inaccurate, misleading lies.
From Linda Bacon and Lucy Aphramor at the the Health At Every Size® Blog:
“Obesity-related” disease actually tracks your social status more than what size clothing you wear. In developed nations, data show, members of stigmatized groups, including those who are economically disadvantaged and people of color, are the most common victims of illnesses typically grouped under the “metabolic” umbrella. [...] With social status comes control over one’s circumstances – success at work, fostering loved ones’ well-being, being able to plan for the future, or even next week. The absence of those, no matter how punctilious our lifestyle habits, stresses our systems in disease-promoting ways. In contrast, being able to exert an influence over what matters to us is health-promoting.
And astronaut Karen Nyberg created a stuffed dinosaur in space.
I think I discovered Absolutely Fabulous at the right time for me – I was on my own and trying to disconnect from family dysfunction. The stone-faced Saffron politely telling her mother off became one of my icons of rationality.
Well, why is today such a panic, anyway? It’s only a fashion show, and you’ve had six months to prepare it.[...] Greater feats have been achieved in less time and with less fuss. — Fashion
Tonight on YouTube I found the original French & Saunders sketch that the show was based on. Two things in particular caused me to pause and re-play to get written:
Mother: “I think you’d be a lot happier if you shed a few stone.”
Daughter: “No, YOU’d be a lot happier.”
And, again from the daughter:
Mom. Would you please stop swearing? It’s not clever, it’s not funny, and nobody’s in the slightest bit impressed.
….I’m tempted to use that on some coworkers. ;)
“A Talk With George” is a song by Jonathan Coulton about the journalist George Plimpton. Plimpton was known for writing about what it’s like for a “layman” to take on a pro boxer or go out for the NFL. He also co-founded The Paris Review. The song starts out with “what if George Plimpton wanted to give you some advice about life?” (Although of course some of it is probably “Jonathan Coulton giving advice about life.”) An example:
So enjoy yourself, do the things that matter
Cause there isn’t time and space to do it all
Love the things you try, drink a cocktail, wear a tie
Show a little grace if you should fall
Now, parts of it are preposterous. Even if Hemingway were still alive, the chances of just hanging out a lot with Hemingway would be pretty slim for most of us. That’s how I think of the first part of the song — it sets the stage. And then comes this verse:
Be ringside at the Rumble in the Jungle
Make friends with Hunter S. and Jackie O.
And when they shoot poor Bobby down, you wrestle Sirhan to the ground
Love your friends and miss them when they go
That’s the 5th verse of this 9-verse song, and it earns its place in the middle for the line “Love your friends and miss them when they go”. What else is there, really?
The free download is on Coulton’s website.