how does 400 pound have sex
400 pound what? If you mean £400 I’m not sure.
blogs about being obese
what to do super morbidly obese
What do you want to do?
what size is 6x plus
Oh dear, plus size sizing is NOT for the weak. For example, I wear 5x at Making It Big, except when I wear a size 4x or a size 6x. I recently joined Gwynnie Bee, in part, to try more clothes from vendors I’ve been unsure about committing myself too (and I’ve discovered I can rock a 30/32 IGIGI dress, which may be an EXPENSIVE thing to learn). Oh, and how did I learn about Gwynnie Bee? From Marianne Kirby, which brings us back to how plus sizes make no sense.
yoga pants bbw
You know all those stretch knit elastic-waist pants that everyone sells for fatties?
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4x – 9x clothing for women
Already answered - be sure to check out the comments & also this list of resources.
what size do you need a seatbelt extender
Depends on the person and the seatbelt. Check out these posts.
swimwear for morbidly obese
For women, this post. For men, Casual Male.
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Plus Woman sells clothing from 1x to 10x, including scrubs. They make a lot of things to order so you can pick fabric and so on.
Several indie artists put together a sampler of music — over 70 tracks — to try.
Some of it is music I’ve loved for years.
“Salad of Doom”
“The Cthulhu Colada Song”
“The Holly & The Ivy”
“Two Guys Kissin’ Ruined My Life”
Others are new to me, or new interpretations.
“Close Your Eyes”
“Do Virgins Taste Better Medley”
“How Was The Show Last Night”
“Jedi Drinking Song”
“Mingulay Boat Song”
There are links to all the performers’ websites as well.
From The Doubleclicks:
It is snarky and silly and fun.
I love you, even though you’re a commenter from hell
the predictable way you don’t know how to spell
and you’re hateful
like you don’t understand, other people have feelings
I feel like you don’t even know
if you don’t enjoy a youtube video
you can stop it. you don’t have to watch it.
your ignorance is just amazing.
it seems like you’ve never heard
that if media doesn’t speak your words
you can make something new, express your view
it’s a delight how you’re so darn LAZY
the internet makes you feel so empowered
you almost forget you’re a stupid coward
Full lyrics & download at thedoubleclicks.bandcamp.com.
You know that stage of being sick where you feel fine, really, as long as you don’t actually try to DO a anything?
Tonight I tried to make pumpkin bread & forgot to put the pumpkin in. So it’s spice bread.
Anyway. I guess it’s a good thing I didn’t try to drive or go to work today.
The company I’ve worked at for the last three years has parties for Halloween & trick-or-treating in the office. I’ve sometimes felt strange, in past years, to be the fat lady handing out candy. (No cultural baggage there…!)
This is the second company I’ve worked at to do the full-on trick-or-treating. Some years at the old company I stamped kids’ hands with bats and cats, but I gave my rubber stamps away in an uncluttering binge. So I stopped by the party store on the way home Tuesday.
I’m giving out small toys this year. It’ll be different, and the kids might like the variety. Besides, leftover kazoos might be fun.
You may have seen this poor as folk post on why poor people might not eat healthy. There’s also a great post on why “healthy food vs junk food” infographics are inaccurate, misleading lies.
From Linda Bacon and Lucy Aphramor at the the Health At Every Size® Blog:
“Obesity-related” disease actually tracks your social status more than what size clothing you wear. In developed nations, data show, members of stigmatized groups, including those who are economically disadvantaged and people of color, are the most common victims of illnesses typically grouped under the “metabolic” umbrella. [...] With social status comes control over one’s circumstances – success at work, fostering loved ones’ well-being, being able to plan for the future, or even next week. The absence of those, no matter how punctilious our lifestyle habits, stresses our systems in disease-promoting ways. In contrast, being able to exert an influence over what matters to us is health-promoting.
And astronaut Karen Nyberg created a stuffed dinosaur in space.
I think I discovered Absolutely Fabulous at the right time for me – I was on my own and trying to disconnect from family dysfunction. The stone-faced Saffron politely telling her mother off became one of my icons of rationality.
Well, why is today such a panic, anyway? It’s only a fashion show, and you’ve had six months to prepare it.[...] Greater feats have been achieved in less time and with less fuss. — Fashion
Tonight on YouTube I found the original French & Saunders sketch that the show was based on. Two things in particular caused me to pause and re-play to get written:
Mother: “I think you’d be a lot happier if you shed a few stone.”
Daughter: “No, YOU’d be a lot happier.”
And, again from the daughter:
Mom. Would you please stop swearing? It’s not clever, it’s not funny, and nobody’s in the slightest bit impressed.
….I’m tempted to use that on some coworkers. ;)
“A Talk With George” is a song by Jonathan Coulton about the journalist George Plimpton. Plimpton was known for writing about what it’s like for a “layman” to take on a pro boxer or go out for the NFL. He also co-founded The Paris Review. The song starts out with “what if George Plimpton wanted to give you some advice about life?” (Although of course some of it is probably “Jonathan Coulton giving advice about life.”) An example:
So enjoy yourself, do the things that matter
Cause there isn’t time and space to do it all
Love the things you try, drink a cocktail, wear a tie
Show a little grace if you should fall
Now, parts of it are preposterous. Even if Hemingway were still alive, the chances of just hanging out a lot with Hemingway would be pretty slim for most of us. That’s how I think of the first part of the song — it sets the stage. And then comes this verse:
Be ringside at the Rumble in the Jungle
Make friends with Hunter S. and Jackie O.
And when they shoot poor Bobby down, you wrestle Sirhan to the ground
Love your friends and miss them when they go
That’s the 5th verse of this 9-verse song, and it earns its place in the middle for the line “Love your friends and miss them when they go”. What else is there, really?
The free download is on Coulton’s website.
17) It’s the 17th week of 2013. I think.
12) I’ve been married 12 years.
11) My car (which currently isn’t starting) is 11 years old. Probably needs a new battery.
8) I’ve interviewed eight potential coworkers recently.
5) Five loads of laundry today. This is not counting the mattress cover and comforter, which went in the dryer on high to kill dust mites.
3) I worked late 3 nights last week. (Planning not to do that this week.)
2) Two electrostatic air filters washed.
1) Sounders won their game 1-0.
What’s notable with you today?
OK, let’s talk about some fun stuff. @52stations tweeted this link:
I also think today’s a day for Matt:
Anything you want to share?
Just for grins, I looked at which search terms have been most popular so far this year.
And so far?
Variations on the blog name: “living 400 lbs”, “living 400″, etc.
Variations on the blog topic: “400 lbs”, “400 pounds”, “super obese”.
Variations on Ina Garten’s weight: “ina garten weight”, “ina garten weigh loss”, “ina garten weigh loss 2012″, etc.
Apparently people are curious, or apparently I’m weird for mentioning it. At least it’s mostly leading to this post and not speculation.
Another popular one that gets on my nerves is “what to do when your sore”. Can we just be clear that it should be “what to do when you’re sore” or “what to do when you are sore”? Please? :)
Specifically some dance music from some of the new-to-me performers at Norwescon!
From local jpop artist Rai Kamishiro’s new album is “Doki Doki Feelings“
Lyrics are on bandcamp.
Chiptune artist Jonny Nero Action Hero. Here’s his Doctor Who song “Exterminate“:
Lyrics are on bandcamp.
And from nerdcore artist Klopfenpop comes “Don’t Panic“:
Lyrics are on bandcamp.
On if the things that WordPress includes in its blog statistics page is “referrers”, aka, links people have followed to my page. Some are perennials, such as search engines and other fat blogs.
Recently one was to a forum I didn’t recognize. Curious, I followed it to a discussion of fat and health, where I was cited as being in my “late forties”.
Me: “LATE forties? 46 is LATE forties? Sure, I’m over 40, but … 46!! Not 49!!”
Anyway. I’ll be over here waiting for the AARP welcome packet with my hair dye & Daria DVDs.
Lyrics are here; to quote the author, this is “[t]old from the point of view of a project manager at a certain little company in San Rafael, CA, sometime in the mid-1990′s…”
This gave me a smile :) What’s been a reason for you to smile lately?